"I work with the biggest bunch of idiots on the planet. I know a lot of people say that, but I really mean it. Just look at this trophy. Each week it is given to the person on the data entry team who made the most mistakes, and they have to keep it on their desk supposedly so they’ll feel embarrassed. The only person who should be embarrassed is the moron who made this ugly thing. They couldn’t even spell the word "duckling" properly. It says ugly ducking! Pretty sad, eh?" -Submitted by Jordan I.
Our comments: Does Larry King know you guys are using his favorite USA flag suspenders as trophy legs or what?
Nice one Jordan, this might be a candidate for spellingfails too!
"I’ve seen some pretty poor fashion choices from people traipsing in and out of the store I work at in Chinatown but I think this takes the cake. Please note that she is also wearing two different shoes!" -Submitted by Lin
Our comments: We probably would have gotten fired for laughing. Congratulations on remaining composed.
"I work for the NYC park and rec and saw this a while ago at the JJ Byrne playground over in Washington Park. It is immature as hell but it always made me laugh and since that day I’ve never looked at the sign the same way." -Submitted by Das
"This woman I work with puts her personal purse in the communal fridge. It doesn’t have any food in it! But every day we laugh hysterically when she pulls it out to get money for the soda machine or cafe. Everyone’s afraid to ask her why she does it because she’s in upper management and she’s really mean and creepy. We think she’s trying to tempt someone to steal money out of her purse, but no one ever has." -Submitted by Eve
Our comments: She’s taking the term “cold, hard cash” just a little too literally.
"This is quite embarrassing. I had slept with a girl at work and she was super hot. I’m talking male-enhancement-pills-commercial hot. Anyways, when we got down and dirty, I knew this was going to be a very short battle because I had not empty my cannons in a long time. As expected, I was done before Leno could even do his first joke :( She assured me she was tired anyways and that it was okay, and went home.
Deflated, I called in sick the next day and went to the zoo with my niece. Well the day after that I came into work and tried to forget about what had happened. She worked in another building across campus so I wasn’t so worried about seeing her. I ate lunch at my desk that day out of fear of running into her at the cafeteria. As I was halfway through my sandwich, I noticed someone had stuck this note on my cubicle wall. Needless to say I stopped eating and was very sad. To this day, I don’t know if she was the one that left the note, or if it was one of the assholes in marketing.” -Submitted by Andrew
Our comments: Wow. They didn’t even check the “a lot” box at the end. You poor bastard.
"I’m a secretary for an accountant and he has this up in his office. I hate the fact that I’m the one who has to touch it every morning when we open, and every night before I leave. I feel dirty!" -Submitted by Peggy
Our comments: Ew. The guy isn’t even wearing pants. And for the record, I bet your boss only wishes his was that big.
"The slob next to me at work (I do data entry for one of the leading health insurance companies) drinks like five diet cokes a day. I don’t know how he even has room to work, with all those sticky soda cans and whatever the heck that phallic stuffed animal is in the way." -Submitted by Bea
Our comments: Good thing he works for a health insurance company, because I sense health troubles in his future. Hope you have a good dental plan, too.