August 2010
74 posts
Working At Nokia
“I come into work today to find this window blind totally ruined! I realize it’s stressful working here, but come on… You really need to go in for some therapy dude… :)” -Gopi Our comments: Can you hear me now?
Parking Lot Moron
“I’m a police officer and just saw this in the parking lot I was patrolling.” -Submitted by Dave Our comments: It’s a shame you can’t issue tickets for stupidity.
Fun & Games
“I didn’t want to stock them there. I just do what I’m told.” -Submitted by Jon in KY Our comments: Who the hell is your boss? Dexter Morgan?
Ugly Trophy
“I work with the biggest bunch of idiots on the planet. I know a lot of people say that, but I really mean it. Just look at this trophy. Each week it is given to the person on the data entry team who made the most mistakes, and they have to keep it on their desk supposedly so they’ll feel embarrassed. The only person who should be embarrassed is the moron who made this ugly thing....
Fashion Police
“I’ve seen some pretty poor fashion choices from people traipsing in and out of the store I work at in Chinatown but I think this takes the cake. Please note that she is also wearing two different shoes!” -Submitted by Lin Our comments: We probably would have gotten fired for laughing. Congratulations on remaining composed.
Dirty Sandwich
“The refrigerator at my work is such a wreck. Today it looks like two (not one, but two) nasty people put their sandwiches right on the dirty fridge racks.” -Bonnie
Our comments: I’ll have a BLT (Bacteria, Lettuce, and Tomato) please!
Reminder: Doctor's Appointment!
“Saw this in the office one day. Methinks “Dr. Appt” would have been sufficient.” -Submitted by Lynn P. Our comments: At least they weren’t going to the proctologist. I don’t think anyone really would have wanted to see that note!
I've Got To Go Potty
“The bathroom signs at my office make me feel like I’m 5 years old.” -Submitted by Grace Our comments: Those are a bit juvenile, to say the least. What, no one goes to the bathroom to smoke cigarettes and talk shit about the boss anymore?
It Burns!
“I work for the NYC park and rec and saw this a while ago at the JJ Byrne playground over in Washington Park. It is immature as hell but it always made me laugh and since that day I’ve never looked at the sign the same way.” -Submitted by Das Our comments: I think they make a pill for that.
Fridge Purse
“This woman I work with puts her personal purse in the communal fridge. It doesn’t have any food in it! But every day we laugh hysterically when she pulls it out to get money for the soda machine or cafe. Everyone’s afraid to ask her why she does it because she’s in upper management and she’s really mean and creepy. We think she’s trying to tempt someone to...
Office Sex
“This is quite embarrassing. I had slept with a girl at work and she was super hot. I’m talking male-enhancement-pills-commercial hot. Anyways, when we got down and dirty, I knew this was going to be a very short battle because I had not empty my cannons in a long time. As expected, I was done before Leno could even do his first joke :( She assured me she was tired anyways and that it...
Turn Me On
“I’m a secretary for an accountant and he has this up in his office. I hate the fact that I’m the one who has to touch it every morning when we open, and every night before I leave. I feel dirty!” -Submitted by Peggy
Our comments: Ew. The guy isn’t even wearing pants. And for the record, I bet your boss only wishes his was that big.
Mighty Fine Melons
“Hawaiian Day at Camp = A Giant Pile of Watermelons!” -Submitted by Robert
Our comments: Wow. I haven’t seen that many melons on display since my friends dragged me to Hooters.
A coke, a coke, a coke and a smile
“The slob next to me at work (I do data entry for one of the leading health insurance companies) drinks like five diet cokes a day. I don’t know how he even has room to work, with all those sticky soda cans and whatever the heck that phallic stuffed animal is in the way.” -Submitted by Bea
Our comments: Good thing he works for a health insurance company, because I sense health...
The Worst Bathroom Ever
“I’ve been a real estate agent for almost 15 years. I’ve seen some pretty bad sights in my day, but this bathroom stands out as the worst thing I’ve seen yet!” -Submitted by Angela
Our comments: Is that a crack house? What died on that green carpet? And dear God, is that a toilet paper window treatment? Shudder.
Smile!
“I work as a housekeeper, and stumbled upon this curious little face while I was cleaning. It brightened my day, especially after cleaning their disgusting bathrooms.” -Submitted by Anna
Our comments: That’s awesome!
Get Off The Floor
Starbucks Drama Queen
“I’m a barista, and walked around the corner to see this on the floor one day. Don’t worry, he wasn’t dead. He was trying to get attention. As if the pink outfit wasn’t enough.” -Submitted by Mariah
Our comments: Is that a venti in his pants or is he just happy to see us?
That's Just Wrong
“This is the bathroom at my firehouse. The toilet brush sits in the same cup as the toothbrushes.” -Submitted by Alan
Our comments: Are you sure that’s a toilet brush and not just Giada De Laurentiis’ toothbrush?
It's A Kid, Not A Dog
“I saw this on the job last month. I’m a city bus driver.” -Submitted by Ronnie
Our comments: Lovely family. We just hope he’s house broken.
