…send help, I’m having a seizure.
This is why you work in fast food…
This restored my faith.
I hope this isn’t at a sobriety checkpoint.
Aisle 3 just got a whole lot sexier.
You can’t argue with saving!
Unleash the power…of alcoholism…
Enjoy your meal…
Bored at the drug store.
Someone get this man a green card!
Post-It Notes find true love!
An unfortunate typo…
I’d vote for that.
You don’t say!
Are you the gate keeper?
Good for Steve.
On the plus side, it might keep your seat warm!
We’re gonna need a few dozen of these…
That’s great news!
Well, that was demotivational…
Other than the health-code violations, this is awesome!
I hope he washed his hands.
Someone’s been drinking the hand sanitizer…
I hate false advertising.
Better than his.
You can’t argue with savings.
But seriously, if you even talk about fighting they’ll throw you in jail.
Ain’t no prick like a Yelp! prick.
Wash your hands before you leave.
…from both ends.