Impressive. Most impressive.
Would someone please get Murray the dictionary?
Of course we do.
I’m also intrigued by the picture of Oprah.
Email us at…
…but not this kind of change.
Why would you use that?
Don’t tell me what to do!
I feel safer.
He’s was fired for looking at kitty porn sites.
If you’re going to quit, you might as well quit with a cake.
It’s kind of half-assed.
Strut that ass. Pays good.
They did a shitty job.
I thought we were past this sort of thing.
Share your talents with the world.
I hope he wasn’t buying plastic sheeting.
This is his job, so this belongs here.
This sounds like the punch line to a joke I’m not allowed to tell.
It’s still better than Walmart.
Also, instant death.
Here comes the bride… to kick your ass.
Marie’s Golden Cue
You learn something new every day.
If you insist.
It’s good to see employees who do give a shit.
Don’t mind if I do.
Is he in the union?