July 2012
96 posts
4 tags
Do Not Drink!
Jul 31st
3 tags
Please Do Not Smile At Strangers
Jul 31st
3 notes
2 tags
Pooh Party
Jul 31st
4 tags
Ms. Pac-Man Is A Slut
Jul 31st
1 note
4 tags
Stick 'em Up
Jul 30th
1 note
3 tags
How To Use Chopsticks
Jul 30th
7 notes
2 tags
No Adidas
Jul 30th
2 notes
5 tags
Employees Must Wipe Ass
Jul 30th
5 notes
4 tags
The Not-So-Thin Blue Line
Jul 30th
1 note
2 tags
What's Sex Got To Do With It?
Jul 28th
In Case Of Fire...We're Screwed
Jul 27th
5 notes
2 tags
Funeral Home LOL
Jul 27th
3 tags
Work Aera
Jul 26th
2 tags
Parking Meter Fail
Maybe this one’s a bit too literal.
Jul 25th
3 tags
I Feel Safer Already
Jul 25th
5 tags
Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted
Jul 24th
39 notes
3 tags
Don't Believe Your Parents
Jul 24th
2 notes
2 tags
A Simple Workplace Request
Jul 22nd
1 note
3 tags
And Not A F*ck Was Given...
This ain’t the library.
Jul 22nd
3 notes
2 tags
No Hunting In Cemetery
Jul 21st
2 notes
3 tags
Poop In The Microwave
Microwaves and excrement don’t mix.
Jul 21st
5 notes
4 tags
Cat Milk
Jul 20th
6 notes
3 tags
Green Party
Seems legit.
Jul 20th
1 note
4 tags
Spider-Man Window Washers
Jul 20th
2 notes
3 tags
Slow...Let Them Live
Jul 19th
1 note
2 tags
Chuck Norris Doesn't Need Twitter
Jul 19th
3 tags
For Your Own Safety...
…Please Do Not Climb On The Lion.
Jul 19th
1 note
4 tags
Buckle Up, Bitch!
Your car has a smart mouth.
Jul 19th
2 notes
3 tags
Server Room In Shambles
Jul 19th
3 notes
3 tags
United States Space Agency Probe
Seems legit.
Jul 18th
2 notes
3 tags
Unattended Children...
…will be sold as slaves.
Jul 18th
1 note
The Best Birth Control
Wise words.
Jul 18th
Dead Mayfly Mayhem
If you’re from the upper Midwest, you might know about Mayflies. If you don’t, count yourself lucky.
Jul 18th
4 tags
The Purple Pooper Pumper
Jul 17th
1 note
3 tags
I Left You A Note
Jul 17th
3 notes
2 tags
Service With A Smile
F*ck Off, We’re Closed!
Jul 17th
2 notes
5 tags
To The Point...
Jul 17th
6 notes
3 tags
Dr. Pumper
I think Dr. Pooper would have been a better name for a septic company, but oh well.
Jul 17th
1 note
4 tags
Erotic Home Depot
Jul 17th
4 notes
3 tags
Taco Bell Fail
Jul 16th
4 notes
Yesterday's Meals On Wheels
Jul 16th
1 note
3 tags
Safety First
Jul 16th
4 notes
4 tags
Pre-Landing Checklist
Jul 16th
6 notes
4 tags
Cheese-Burger Cheese Overload
Jul 15th
3 notes
Scottish Bus Is Not In Service
Jul 14th
2 notes
3 tags
We Love Children
Jul 13th
4 notes
It's A Trap!
Jul 13th
1 note
7 tags
Starbucks Spider-Man
Jul 13th
6 notes
3 tags
Mechanic Cell Phone Charge
Jul 13th
1 note
3 tags
Have A Seat
Jul 12th