Maybe this one’s a bit too literal.
This ain’t the library.
Microwaves and excrement don’t mix.
…Please Do Not Climb On The Lion.
Your car has a smart mouth.
…will be sold as slaves.
If you’re from the upper Midwest, you might know about Mayflies. If you don’t, count yourself lucky.
F*ck Off, We’re Closed!
I think Dr. Pooper would have been a better name for a septic company, but oh well.