I guess my blog is doomed from the start.
Nothing says “Father’s Day” like the Lesbian Kama Sutra!
Education is important!
I wonder if this is the “Realdoll” factory?
… and three shitty ones.
… and no smoking dogs…
Times are tough.
Because nothing goes together like techno music and dog meat.
Don’t we all…
It’s all fun and games until he suffocates.
I don’t approve, but I understand.
To make mistakes on your resume.
There’s a bit of an odor issue.
…don’t steal my soda.
Turns out it’s not clean.
Son of a b*tch…
It’s not easy being cheesy.
Honesty is the best policy.
Good to know…
"This is what happens when your the favorite manager and your last night happens to be the night that 3 of your most devious employees have off, and a little too much time on their hands."
What’s back and white and read all over. Your desk.
It’s great for preventing scratches.
Prices are falling.
It’s the Rolls-Royce of shitty office cubes.
We’re taking it old-school.
Technically, I think that’s a mouse. Funny, though.
…send help, I’m having a seizure.
This is why you work in fast food…
This restored my faith.
I hope this isn’t at a sobriety checkpoint.
Aisle 3 just got a whole lot sexier.
You can’t argue with saving!
Unleash the power…of alcoholism…
Enjoy your meal…